moaped

MOAP stands for mooched off a pessimist.
Based on the quote:
"Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back."
-Anonymous

A: Hey guys.
B: I thought you didn't have any money to buy a ticket for the movie.
A: Yeah but I just moaped this guy at school.

by AlexRyan January 23, 2009

Dirty Moped

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

molped

Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.

molped molped

by Laxer_1738 July 24, 2015

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Moated

An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.

1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!

by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006

Moped

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Moaned

The past tense of moan

I pounded my cock into her. she moaned so loud. I picked up the 12 inch dildo and shoved it into her ass . She screamed. She called out my name.

The next day she texted me and asked if we could have a threesome with her friend Tiffany. How could I say no? That night I walked into my room and saw her and Tiffany playing with dildos and vibrators. I was soooo hard. I jumped onto the bed and started to play with their breasts. I stuck Tiffany’s tit in my mouth and started to fuck Brittany with a dildo. We pause and I get undressed. The girls start kissing and fingering each other. Shoved my cock into Brittany’s mouth while Tiffany started playing with her boobs. I cum in her mouth and shove my cock into Tiffany’s pussy and a dildo in her ass. Tiffany starts to lick Brittany’s pussywhile I fuck her doggystyle.

I’m sooo horny right now anyone wanna fuuucckk

by JJdj May 6, 2019