A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011

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I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

I'm no jazz blogger by zndnc July 15, 2011

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Mnooklear Attack

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies engage when trying to hide their causal roles in the the autism epidemic. Usually involves hiring drug addicts. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders and to keep CDC staff out of jail.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

Mnooklear Attack by oneinninetyone May 10, 2011

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i'm no doctor or anything

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact

Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.

i'm no doctor or anything by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003

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