mnich 

A polish surname that means Munk. They always have a problem with life but will die being remembered. Often fat.

Shit. That Mnich got a fat ass.

mnich by Iggibiggie May 2, 2020

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Majestic Michael 

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell 

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book

Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.

Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018

Michael Mell 

Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.

Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.

Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.

No, you can't go in, Michael Mell's on his period.

Michael Mell by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019

Michael V Townley 

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.

Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!

Michael V Townley by CannabisKings March 31, 2019