mlms

Short for Miami Lakes Middle School.There are more sluts in this school than in a rap video.Don't even get me started on the dumbfuck guys.They have either not gone through puberty or think they rule the world by making up a little imaginary gang.The teachers are even worse.We have a bunch of idiots that could give two flying shits about the students and only care about the money.Which they don't use to improve the school btw.WE HAD ASBESTOS WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING SCHOOL HAS ASBESTOS?!?!?! I hope someone is looking this definition up in the library....go ahead and show it to a teacher.

Miami Lakes middle school is hazardous to society's health

by Idsanty March 8, 2005

mlms

Being bored one day, i happened to see a definition for some middle school. Clicking it, i figured it'd be a defintion by some kid complaining about how much their school sucks and they hate life and would be good for a chuckle(although ms does suck). Instead, i happened upon a little internet flame war between a bunch of 7th-8th graders arguing through a site intended for defining words about some girl who got with some guy or any number of pointless things that comprise gossip. Although it has been fairly entertaining, a little bit of advice: why dont you settle your problems in *reality*, rather than online, where seemingly minor rumors get blown out of proportion and became a constant problem. Posting random insults/threats/shoutouts/complaints online doest do you jack and just drags on a problem you would have forgotten about in a week.

This is like every high school in America.

by PHI215 March 24, 2005

MLMS

An acronym that stands for: "Mira Loma Middle School", which turns out to have the worst people in all of Jurupa Valley, and wannabe cholos and perverts that are midgets.

Jaquavious de la Rosa: "I went to MLMS, that place has the worst students out there"
Sean Martinez: "That place is one of the worst ranked schools in cali"

by Urineandpisskid June 8, 2022

janet from mlms

u think i know ur god damn last name? who cares ur some stupid girl going around thinking ppl talking crap bout u. FIND ME BITCH ill help u out.. my fierst period teacher is ms velez and my father is mr pop witts

a dick, my first period teacher is ms velez

by war255 March 17, 2005

aLl oF MLmS

heii guys this is for all the kids at MLMS.... i speak for all the people that have had something said about them on this site.... guys just dont waste your time written about us! if you have a problem with us just come up to us and tel us to our face.

donT wRitE crap about others its not write. Leave people like joey, myself, jessica and them alone. thats not right for you to judge when you dont know us! and for those who said i am a bitch.... im so sorry that you feEl that way their isnt much i can do right? well all i can say is that get to know all of us then you can talk! until then just keEp comments to yourself or say it to us to our faces.

by beba April 6, 2005

MLMsplain

When a multi-level marketing consultant "teaches" someone—often a person more educated in the given subject—how their MLM product will magically cure their affliction, with questionable or non-existent scientific evidence to back up their claims. The explanation often incorporates scientific phrases that are randomly strung together and ultimately showcases the mlmsplainer's complete ignorance of the topic. "It like, changes the pH of the mitochondria and helps cleanse your gut at cellular level."

"When I confided in Karen about my best friend's recent diagnosis, I didn't expect her to MLMsplain how their therapeutic grade essential oils would cure his prostate cancer."

by alyshac September 25, 2020

mlmsantana

Music Artists from Grand Rapids, Michigan

based out of Atlanta, Georgia

Music can be found on every streaming service.
Genre: Hiphop/rap & New age R&B

“mlmsantana is a rapper”
“that song by mlmsantana was based”

by wavyboy 616 December 14, 2025