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Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018
Related Words
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Mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth.
ex: the cat mlem'd all day
mlem by Macrofez December 8, 2015

dixi et salvavi animam meam 

Latin for "I have spoken and saved my soul".

Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.

Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.
I have murdered a man and slept with his wife afterwards.

May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.

Dixi et salvavi animam meam.
2 guys having anal sex where the receiving participant shits on the opponents dick
Oh shit, seb, I’ve just done a mr meam
Mr Meam by Seb_YT_MTB January 5, 2022
The doggo did a mlem
Mlem by B.wit June 21, 2019

Meam ce picioare 

Replică folosită de muncitori pentru a agăța minore de 14 ani
-Meam ce picioare are aia
Meam ce picioare by Solel May 28, 2019