mleam

Shortened form of meldeam (mother's Eldeam). Compare fleam, kleam, chleam.

Hi, mleam Brian! How are you today?

by Master of beargreen August 11, 2023

MLAM

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

by Porquey February 20, 2018

mlem

Mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth.

ex: the cat mlem'd all day

by Macrofez December 8, 2015

dixi et salvavi animam meam

Latin for "I have spoken and saved my soul".

Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.

Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.

I have murdered a man and slept with his wife afterwards.

May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.

Dixi et salvavi animam meam.

by FelipeFritschF December 20, 2015

Mr Meam

2 guys having anal sex where the receiving participant shits on the opponents dick

Oh shit, seb, I’ve just done a mr meam

by Seb_YT_MTB January 5, 2022

Mlem

An animal sticking their tongue out

The doggo did a mlem

by B.wit June 21, 2019

Meam ce picioare

Replică folosită de muncitori pentru a agăța minore de 14 ani

-Meam ce picioare are aia

by Solel May 28, 2019