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MInimum Wage MAle Feminist.

A specimen typical of the millennial generation who ensures his own subjugation, and those of his peers, by espousing male feminist themes and tropes. Closely related to the cuck, the Miwmaf is unsuccessful in all aspects of life yet constantly seeks to share the wisdom handed down to him by his over bearing sister, teacher or ( single) mother. He barely holds down a minimum wage job and has no prospects of advancement, which ironically he wouldn't want as a female, 'person of colour', 'disadvantaged community' or farmyard animal should of course, rightly, be promoted ahead of him.
It's freezing outside, no doubt there'll be a miwmaf along soon to explain global warming to us.

When the shit hits the fan noboby in history has sought out the thoughts of a miwmaf like you John.

If you don't at least act like a miwmaf then HR always find a way to sack you.

It's quite an informative Youtube channel but I'm getting strong hints of miwmaf about the presenter.

There's no point talking to John, he's a miwmaf so everything is either racist, sexist or homophobic.
Miwmaf by Spinflight November 6, 2023
Words you can keep
An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.
Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

MITMAF
MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023
Related Words
Mom I Wouldn't Mind Fucking. Like a MILF, but only decent looking.
Jeff: Hey you see that chick with the kid over there? Kinda chubby with a cute face?
Brad: Yea, she's a MIWMF.
MIWMF by Ezekial27 April 2, 2009

mismafusion 

the feeling of mismatched couple confusion that comes over you and your buddies when seeing a couple that wouldn't normally be seen together, such as a cute scene girl and a chad bro, or anything such as.
Man, did you see those two together? total mismafusion as to how that heppened.
mismafusion by chaseex January 14, 2008
Abbrevation for Mother I might as well Fuck.

Not Quite a Milf, but also not a Mirnf.
What do you think of that Milf there?" "She's not *that* good, still a Mimaf though.
Mimaf by Gongsun Zan January 14, 2011
Acronym for “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” Used by mineral collectors. Started by Alex
“I just spent $100 at my local crystal store but I don’t regret it because MITMAF.”
MITMAF by _pl00mf_ August 2, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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