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MInimum Wage MAle Feminist.

A specimen typical of the millennial generation who ensures his own subjugation, and those of his peers, by espousing male feminist themes and tropes. Closely related to the cuck, the Miwmaf is unsuccessful in all aspects of life yet constantly seeks to share the wisdom handed down to him by his over bearing sister, teacher or ( single) mother. He barely holds down a minimum wage job and has no prospects of advancement, which ironically he wouldn't want as a female, 'person of colour', 'disadvantaged community' or farmyard animal should of course, rightly, be promoted ahead of him.
It's freezing outside, no doubt there'll be a miwmaf along soon to explain global warming to us.

When the shit hits the fan noboby in history has sought out the thoughts of a miwmaf like you John.

If you don't at least act like a miwmaf then HR always find a way to sack you.

It's quite an informative Youtube channel but I'm getting strong hints of miwmaf about the presenter.

There's no point talking to John, he's a miwmaf so everything is either racist, sexist or homophobic.
Miwmaf by Spinflight November 6, 2023
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An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.
Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

MITMAF
MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023
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Mom I Wouldn't Mind Fucking. Like a MILF, but only decent looking.
Jeff: Hey you see that chick with the kid over there? Kinda chubby with a cute face?
Brad: Yea, she's a MIWMF.
MIWMF by Ezekial27 April 2, 2009

mismafusion 

the feeling of mismatched couple confusion that comes over you and your buddies when seeing a couple that wouldn't normally be seen together, such as a cute scene girl and a chad bro, or anything such as.
Man, did you see those two together? total mismafusion as to how that heppened.
mismafusion by chaseex January 14, 2008
Abbrevation for Mother I might as well Fuck.

Not Quite a Milf, but also not a Mirnf.
What do you think of that Milf there?" "She's not *that* good, still a Mimaf though.
Mimaf by Gongsun Zan January 14, 2011
Acronym for “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” Used by mineral collectors. Started by Alex
“I just spent $100 at my local crystal store but I don’t regret it because MITMAF.”
MITMAF by _pl00mf_ August 2, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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