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mista mista 

A guys that gets you pregnant then leaves you and denies it’s his so he doesn’t have to take care of it.
Sarah’s baby daddy is a mista mista. He just up and ran once he found out he got per pregnant.
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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

mista flopz 

Guy 1: yo mista flopz, u gon be a docta?
Guy 2: yeye u know
mista flopz by mike james bitch October 20, 2006

Mista Nibs 

A name that is given by Jamaican Sociology teachers for students that show potential. It is also a rap name of someone named Libin.
Wow, he is a true Mista Nibs!
Mista Nibs by Claudette Smith June 23, 2011

MISTA WHITE 

what jesse calls walter white in the hit show breaking bad
MISTA WHITE I DONT WANT TO COOK METH
MISTA WHITE by pinkmen April 18, 2022
the one sexy beast from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 - Golden Wind. With the stand 'Six Bullets' (Sex Pistols) he can manipulate the bullets (actual bullets not the human like ones that help him)
"Have you seen JJBA pt5 yet?"

"Yeah I love Mista."
Mista by herpiesfreesince03 June 13, 2019
Mista's a guy from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure who despises the number 4.
Guy 1: Hey man, you ever heard of mista?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's best jobro
Mista by Abbachio June 17, 2020
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