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mississaugian by mississaugian May 22, 2016
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Mississauga Switch
A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.
I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...
Mississauga Switch by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017
Mississauga
A suburban city west of Toronto. It is the sixth largest city in Canada, consisting mostly of suburban neighbourhoods, with the exception of the Square One area, which has many high-rise residential buildings. A pretty chill place to live in general with a suburban feel, while also living in a large city of over 800,000 people. Despite this, it lacks a downtown core, which currently only consists of Square One, and some high-rise buildings.
Mississauga by watrulookingm8 October 7, 2020
One Mississauga
One Mississauga by Nickthedick55555 December 20, 2018
Mississauga
Urban sprawl west of Toronto made up of quaint but overly copy-pasted,monotonous tract housing,strip malls and parking lots. the city lacks a definitive identity and admits to being an experiment and cheap land-grab for Toronto developers. Demographics include 99% automobiles and 1% random granny pedestrian. crime is low for the reason that no one exists outside of an automobile to perform such acts and because everyone is content with the easy living of their welfare and leased cars.
person #1: "have you ever seen anyone in mississauga?"
person #2: "no, that's because there all inside cars".
person #2: "no, that's because there all inside cars".
Mississauga by poame November 27, 2010
mississauga
North America's 4th largest suburb, located east of Toronto, with a population of around 738,000.
Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Hey look! Mississauga has a gigantic modern skyline! Look at that! Let's go there!
*Entering*
Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
*Entering*
Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
mississauga by udusers1 December 16, 2011
Mississauga
Historians believe that mississauga is a native indian word meaning "city built around a mall". First settled by mayor Hazel in the early 1800s and later by immigrants from around the world (mostly brown ones).
Cultural waste land, considered the armpit of Toronto (brampton being the crotch) Where huge houses and used imported luxury cars define who you are.
Mississauga is also home to spoiled wannabe gangster kids, and young losers in there 20s who still live at home but have enough money to customize shitty honda civics.
Home to iconic landmarks such as square one mall, where you can find the biggest concentration of brown people at the walmart!
Cultural waste land, considered the armpit of Toronto (brampton being the crotch) Where huge houses and used imported luxury cars define who you are.
Mississauga is also home to spoiled wannabe gangster kids, and young losers in there 20s who still live at home but have enough money to customize shitty honda civics.
Home to iconic landmarks such as square one mall, where you can find the biggest concentration of brown people at the walmart!
Mississauga by bonjour1 March 15, 2007