missfire

The act farting and ruining a good pair of underwear.

Person 1 : Burh imma let it rip

Person 2 : Go ahead dude

Person 2 : Dude I had a missfire can I use your bathroom?

by ElLecherox November 12, 2015

Missfire Ghoster

When you thought had to poo, you farted and nothing came out.

Man I was just in the bathroom and I had a Missfire Ghoster. So sweet! Didn't have to wipe!

by Homer Tomacco May 12, 2010

The Dallas Misfire

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.

Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!

by mpowell710 July 29, 2023

Double-click Misfire

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).

“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

cannon misfire

when someone makes out with a girl who has recently blew a guy off

Elliot Cannon: I totally cannon misfired last night

by Mongolianlakepirate November 12, 2011

Genetic misfire

Someone that fucks up so much there very birth was a fuck up.

You're all a bunch of genetic misfires

by Fuckery 101 September 14, 2018

Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013