miss-tache

That fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women.... often more pronounced in brunette's. Can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!

Girl - Hmm... i think you better wax your top lip, you've got a bit of a miss-tache going on!

by Danni2345 December 21, 2007

misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

misstache

A female moustache.

"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

by hlbndr December 8, 2009

Mistache

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.

Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!

by old school 53 November 22, 2009

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.

D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?

by jsmil5 March 26, 2008