Miss-stache 

a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.

Jen had a very visible miss-stache, it was thick and quite unattracticve.

Miss-stache by Hail P. Plinlog May 22, 2007

misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

misstache by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

misstache

A female moustache.

"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

misstache by hlbndr December 8, 2009

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

misstache by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019