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When you make a beautiful pass in hockey and your teammate does not score. Therefore, you missed your assist, misist
I have a misist because john couldn't bury that beautiful pass
misist by LaineSnipes December 25, 2016
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MissTriss 

MissTriss was the FIRST Black Financial Dominatrix

History:
MissTriss is an exotic Mulatto Dominatrix from Michigan formerly known as "Greedy Mistress Kim" aka "Hybrid Bunny". She coined the terms "wallet rape" and wallet rapist to distinguish Herself from Her caucasian FinDomme Sisters when most were using terms like money pig and atm pig .
The term FinDomme was actually given to the Women by the male submissives that lovingly served them with cash tributes.
MissTriss was the FIRST Black Financial Dominatrix and began the FIRST African American chat room on yahoo dedicated to Financial Servitude and trained two other African American Women daily.
MissTriss now teaches Dominants and submissives on the importance of financial literacy to bring some level of basic financial education towards the art of Financial Domination.

She feels that it is Her shared responsibility to help Mentor O/others who would like to participate in the Fetish without (submissives) going bankrupt and (Dominants) foolishly wasting money.
Over the years, the fetish has grown by leaps and bounds - largely unchecked.
"The ORIGINAL wallet rapist was a sexy 18 year old looking to make quick cash who blew it on dumb material items. Now that Woman has grown into a financially literate CEO and a marketing powerhouse. I'm going to show the next set of sexy 18 year olds what I wish I would have known back then."
MissTriss is a Boss ass Bitch who just came out with a new Financial Domination Training course for submissives as well as Dominants.

misisipi 

Dude, did you go to Misisipi today?
No. It's Mississippi.
Do you want to break your voice box saying those extra letters?
misisipi by Dantx5 September 9, 2013

Misinterpretive 

When somebody has a lack of understanding for something and misconstrues it into something else that changes the intended meaning.
Person 1 talking to Person 2 about an incident last night.
Person 1: "you tried to manipulate me!"
Person 2: "no, I was trying to help you! You misinterpretive whore!"
Misinterpretive by Marks Bwalls June 11, 2016

décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

Ministry of truth 

Something that existed under Stalin and was discussed in George Orwell's 1984.
The disinformation governance board is supposed to behave like the ministry of truth. You should be concerned, very concerned.

Punch the Prime Minister

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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