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erectile misfunction
While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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misfuk • misfake • misfucked • misfuckinstaken • misfusion • Mislukkelingen • misukaputanedi • misuki • misuki sohma • Miszuk
misfucked
misfucked by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010
Miszuk
–adjective
1. showing or characterized by awe(some)
2. Slang . very impressive
-noun
1. A person who exemplifies the act of being awesome in every sense of the word.
1. showing or characterized by awe(some)
2. Slang . very impressive
-noun
1. A person who exemplifies the act of being awesome in every sense of the word.
-adj
1. What a miszuk sunset
2. That new Mustang is totally miszuk
-noun
1. When I get sad I dont try to be awesome, instead I strive to be like Miszuk. True Story
1. What a miszuk sunset
2. That new Mustang is totally miszuk
-noun
1. When I get sad I dont try to be awesome, instead I strive to be like Miszuk. True Story
Miszuk by Ezio Audituerre de Firenze January 11, 2011
misfuckinstaken
misfuckinstaken by Brendan January 16, 2003
misuki sohma
the oppisite of kyle king,he is agresive angery and dark,he hates the world and realy wishes he was his old selfkyle king he is filled with pain and agony pretends he is ok when hes really not........
misuki sohma by kyle kings second identity January 7, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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