misfusion

When you are slighly worse off than someone who is misunderstood but not as bad off as someone who is confused you are misfused. Misfusion is, many times, a state some people are put in by trying to out think their God given capacity to think.

Being confused about what you are hearing while you are misunderstanding the person you are getting help from.
The misfusion was caused by the alien gas station attenedent, not knowing his right from his left, as he was giving me directions to the store.

misfusion by Leonard 35 August 9, 2007

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush

On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way by SKY_DOG July 15, 2011

Dust off mission 

A Dust off mission is a military helicopter air evacuation of wounded in a combat zone.

The Dust off mission made the life saving of the wounded, WIAs, possible

Dust off mission by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

One way mission 

A one way mission is military slang for a mission likely to produce extreme loss of life.

It looks like the orders are likely to be a one way mission, a suicide patrol.

One way mission by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

CO Mission 

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.

Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.

CO Mission by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020

Junkie Mission 

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.

Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.

Junkie Mission by Mtownjw August 16, 2009

skitz mission 

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

skitz mission by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017