misderection

The result of a man being sexually aroused by a woman, only to realize later the arouser is a man.

Doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a massage parlor in Thailand

by no comma momma May 11, 2010

misderection

When a straight man's penis gets erect upon seeing a person whom they mistakenly thought was a genetic female, just to realize that they aren't. Works vice-versa for homosexual men.

I got a huge misderection watching that trap on youtube.

by dicktionar January 18, 2022

Midrection

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.

Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."

by That Other One Guy July 13, 2012

Cell Misdirection

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.

When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.

by Skolden December 14, 2012

Misdirection

Misdirection is sometimes defined “as the intentional deflection of attention for the purpose of disguise” (Sharpe, 1988, p. 47); as such, it would encompass anything that prevents you from noticing the secret method (i.e., the technique used to bring about the observed effect). It has also been suggested that misdirection is not simply about directing attention away from the cause of a magic effect, but toward something interesting, which again prevents the spectator from noticing the method (Wonder, 1994).
Whilst some misdirection principles involve manipulating what people attend to (and thus, what they see), “real misdirection deceives not only the eye of the spectator, but his mind as well” (Leech, 1960, p. 6), More precisely, successful misdirection might manipulate not only people's perceptions, but their memory for what happened, or their reasoning about how the effect was done. A distraction that prevents people from experiencing an effect—whether by manipulating perception, memory, or reasoning—is clearly futile (Lamont and Wiseman, 1999). Misdirection is also ineffective if it allows people to see (or work out) the method, since a key aspect of magic is the witnessing of an event that is apparently impossible. If people become aware of the misdirection, the impossible becomes possible, and the magic disappears (Pareras, 2011).

Because of the judge’s misdirection during proceedings, the jurors were confused about the facts of the case.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Murderection

A hard-on induced by the act of killing, especially in video games.

Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.

by rrza May 30, 2013

misdirectional belch

The belch that smells like it came out of your ass.

Milo belched and it smelled like it come out of his ass
(chili frito pie (belch)is good)
Misdirectional belch

by blarmilo January 18, 2006