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misclean 

When you do a poor job of wiping your anus after crapping.
Oh man, I am so itchy and uncomfortable. I miscleaned.
misclean by King Festus June 16, 2005
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misclean 

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.
Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?
misclean by Phondookee July 8, 2005

buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls
rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?
buttface miscreant by team jess January 9, 2022

Social Miscreant 

Someone who's behavior is socially vile, villainous, base or malicious which breaks the rules of common social norms. Someone who makes harmful, insulting or hurtful comments with no consideration given to the feelings of the recipient.
My co-worker said to me after I told him my aunt died: " I would hate to be in your family". He is absolutely a Social Miscreant.

This lady told my friend after she coughed to clear her throat: "Don't worry about the cough, we are all going to die anyway". A Social Miscreant on the loose.

miscreant 

a small unimportant person who has a life of crime
that miscreant boy stole my taco!
miscreant by lolli09 August 2, 2009

miscreant 

a very very naughty person
oooh you dirty filthy little miscreant i dislike you
miscreant by mfromblyth March 30, 2008

sexual miscreant 

A person who is gleefully deviant in sexual practice and willfully exploratory.
Andy raised his hand at the Valentine's Day Auction and bid on Arlene because something about her screamed, sexual miscreant. Let the Adventures begin!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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