misclean

When you do a poor job of wiping your anus after crapping.
Oh man, I am so itchy and uncomfortable. I miscleaned.
by King Festus June 16, 2005
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misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.
Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?
by Phondookee July 08, 2005
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