miricle whip

using mayonaisse as a lubricant for anal sex

man we ran out of anal ease last night so we had to do a miricle whip.

by mayo man January 2, 2012

miracle whip drips

the name used for little "white honeys".

ayo we bout to go out and scoop up some "miracle whip drips"...

by the drip drops September 12, 2009

Miracle Whip Drips

What you call little white girls over the age of 18.

Yo B! We bout to smash these Miracle Whip Drips!

by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015

Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009

Miracle Whip

cum

I cum Miracle Whip

I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum

by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

Miracle Whip

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010

Miracle Whip Faggot

An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021