The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009

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Miracle Whip by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

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When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

Miracle Whip by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010

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An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

Miracle Whip Faggot by Jobesd April 6, 2021

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