miricle whip

using mayonaisse as a lubricant for anal sex

man we ran out of anal ease last night so we had to do a miricle whip.

miricle whip by mayo man January 2, 2012

miracle whip drips

the name used for little "white honeys".

ayo we bout to go out and scoop up some "miracle whip drips"...

miracle whip drips by the drip drops September 12, 2009

Miracle Whip Drips

What you call little white girls over the age of 18.

Yo B! We bout to smash these Miracle Whip Drips!

Miracle Whip Drips by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015

Miracle Whip 

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009

Miracle Whip 

cum

I cum Miracle Whip

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Whip my Miracle cum

Miracle Whip by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

Miracle Whip 

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

Miracle Whip by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010

Miracle Whip Faggot 

An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

Miracle Whip Faggot by Jobesd April 6, 2021