miracle whips

It be dem expensive cars.

"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West

by Keyser Soze September 5, 2004

miracle whips

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!

I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.

by David S. Rose March 2, 2007

miracle whipped

What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.

Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.

by Megachulo brosefski October 20, 2020

Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

by femmefatale1990 May 9, 2009

Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

Miracle Whip

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by isochronismisms! June 19, 2009

Miracle Whip

The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.

I wanted to dine at the Y, but after a hot day she had a dab of the miracle whip going on down below.

by Philboyd Studge July 1, 2015