"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West
by Keyser Soze September 5, 2004
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It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
by David S. Rose March 2, 2007
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What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.
Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.
by Megachulo brosefski October 20, 2020
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The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
by femmefatale1990 May 9, 2009
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Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010
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I cum Miracle Whip

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by isochronismisms! June 19, 2009
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When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.
Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010
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