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mir(amirali mir) 

mir is an ancient Persian myth. mir is a rare specie who takes human form and masturbates anywhere at anytime and who's head looks like a penis and is socially an idiot
Legend says that it's particular kind has had a sexy beard but Mir has turned homosexual so mir shaved
why does that man leave so much?
he might be a mir
oh god like mir(amirali mir)?
yeah
fuck
mir(amirali mir) by moin_joooon August 18, 2018
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MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.
There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.
MIR Commando by Rob774 January 4, 2009

kichen mir en tuchess

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

Zeig mir deine pflaume 

Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!
An argument winner. Sometimes confusing the other person.
Mitch: Shotgun!
Josh: No I have shotgun!
Mitch: I called it first!
Josh: Well, mir!
Mir by TRAUG December 22, 2008
Mir is literally one of the best people in the world. They always pull through when you’re down and you know that no matter what they’re going to be there. The best thing about them? Literally everything. the smile is extravagant. It’s the type you see and automatically feel like everything’s going to be okay. And oh GOD the NOSE literally so sexy. Like if a marshmallow had a nose it’d be Mir’s nose. The thing about a Mir is that there’s barely any but the ones that exist are the best people in the world. Hugging a Mir can literally change your life.
Mir by Hajaa January 20, 2021