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mir(amirali mir) 

mir is an ancient Persian myth. mir is a rare specie who takes human form and masturbates anywhere at anytime and who's head looks like a penis and is socially an idiot
Legend says that it's particular kind has had a sexy beard but Mir has turned homosexual so mir shaved
why does that man leave so much?
he might be a mir
oh god like mir(amirali mir)?
yeah
fuck
mir(amirali mir) by moin_joooon August 18, 2018
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MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.
There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.
MIR Commando by Rob774 January 4, 2009

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.
You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

Zeig mir deine pflaume 

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.
Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!
An argument winner. Sometimes confusing the other person.
Mitch: Shotgun!
Josh: No I have shotgun!
Mitch: I called it first!
Josh: Well, mir!
Mir by TRAUG December 22, 2008
Mir is literally one of the best people in the world. They always pull through when you’re down and you know that no matter what they’re going to be there. The best thing about them? Literally everything. the smile is extravagant. It’s the type you see and automatically feel like everything’s going to be okay. And oh GOD the NOSE literally so sexy. Like if a marshmallow had a nose it’d be Mir’s nose. The thing about a Mir is that there’s barely any but the ones that exist are the best people in the world. Hugging a Mir can literally change your life.
Mir by Hajaa January 20, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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