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minigolf amnesia
this is a severe case of amnesia
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)
Person 1: Dude you totally sucked at playing minigolf last nigiht
Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?
Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!
Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?
Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!
minigolf amnesia by largepimpin August 25, 2009
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where a male or shemale applies a strap on effectively giving themself a second phallical member enabling them to dp the female on their own. micropenis and horse cock strap on is a must, resulting in twice the pleasure per thrust
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Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.
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