mingwank

People that generally look like a cunt so you when you greet them you call them a mingwank and wait for their range of reactions to commence.

Oi Josh you looking a right mingwank

by amrstronggeez September 19, 2015

mindwank

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."

by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

mindwank

Basically a mindfuck but when you do it to yourself

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.

by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015

mingewank

1) The coming togather of man and woman.
2) A crappy scenario in which somebody does something to hurt you thinking they're funny, that can only be emphasized by a random assortment of swear words.

1) 'your boobs look nice love, i'd like to mingewank you'
2) 'ouch that hurt, your such a mingewank'

by Mikeyjah June 1, 2006

Minewank

When there is no one around to film you masturbate you strap a camera to your head and do some minewanking for some great POV porn

Mate, I couldn't find any bitches to film fapping last night, so i had a minewank

by minewanker July 30, 2013

Mindwanking

Mindwanking is the spiritual act of ejaculating without physically caressing ones schlong. Developed by Master Oogway in the 5th dynasty.

"Dude I got bored in Communion today so I just started mindwanking"

by Plazma Brian February 26, 2020