mingewank 

1) The coming togather of man and woman.
2) A crappy scenario in which somebody does something to hurt you thinking they're funny, that can only be emphasized by a random assortment of swear words.

1) 'your boobs look nice love, i'd like to mingewank you'
2) 'ouch that hurt, your such a mingewank'

mingewank by Mikeyjah June 1, 2006

mingwank 

People that generally look like a cunt so you when you greet them you call them a mingwank and wait for their range of reactions to commence.

Oi Josh you looking a right mingwank

mingwank by amrstronggeez September 19, 2015

mindwank 

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."

mindwank by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

mingecan 

An insult made up by a grumpy dad from Leeds and directed at his young son for moaning at a zoo.

'Shut it Thomas, you mingecan'

mingecan by www.geocities.com/fingers_mcnasty October 8, 2004

mindwank 

Basically a mindfuck but when you do it to yourself

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.

mindwank by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015

mingemonkey 

1) A male fool obsessed with The Game dating system

2) A Mingemonkey McGee is the placeholder name of a suspect in a violent sexual assault investigation.

"he's a mingemonkey McGee that guy!"

mingemonkey by PatBateman2000 May 26, 2016

mingecakes 

Cakes of the minge.

Eughhhh. What is that on my cock. Mingecakes......!!!!

mingecakes by Steak May 3, 2004