communion

the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra

Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.

by lolitolduitwouldbthere2morrow September 20, 2009

communion

Symbolic cannibal and vampirism.

"You drink wine and pretend it's blood? What are you, a vampire wannabe?"

by devilzukin December 2, 2003

communion

Basically when you take classes for 2 years about God and whatever then you go to church to eat Jesus' body

dude: For my first communion I barley got anything and it wasn't even during a pandemic yet my dumbass sister gets a party during a pandemic for hers

dude 2: damn

by im u fucking sadist17 February 27, 2021

communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.

The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

by Person11234 June 8, 2019

Communion It

When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.

Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"

by ImmediateAce January 24, 2015

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.

Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!

by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020