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mingeface 

Offensive synonym for Cuntface but even more offensive (likely to be unbareable to your nan).
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A pasta based welsh dish from the valleys.
Oi.... you mingeface

Alright you mingeface, do you fancy some mingeface.

mmmmmmmmeeeehhh nice smelling mingeface.
mingeface by Simon, DeSmet (Arthur) December 27, 2005

mineflayer 

very bloated node-minecraft-protocol wrapper
// simple mineflayer bot that says "Hello, World!" on login
const mineflayer = require('mineflayer')

const bot = mineflayer.createBot({

username: 'Bot',

host: 'localhost'

port: 25565
})

bot.on('login', () => bot.chat('Hello, World!'))
mineflayer by fardamongus May 30, 2023

mingecakes 

Cakes of the minge.
Eughhhh. What is that on my cock. Mingecakes......!!!!
mingecakes by Steak May 3, 2004

mingeflaps

The flapping, loose labia after a female has been continuously banged
OMG check out tht girls saggy mingeflaps!
mingeflaps by Lauren Streeeeeeet September 3, 2007

Mingeflation 

When the girls are so bad in your area or school that you have to lower your standards such that a 7 is considered a 10.
"Bro I can't breathe, I just saw a 10"
"Wait an actual 10, or an ICSM 10"
"An ICSM 10, mingeflation hits so hard here you'll never see a real 10"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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