Minefield 

The act of pulling out and getting jizz all over the floor

"Dude, there's a wet spot here on the carpet." "Oh yea man, sorry I wasn't prepared and made a minefield."

Minefield by itsjustonfire October 5, 2011

Minefield 

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

Minefield by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

minefield 

A slut/a girl who sleeps around. Called a minefield because a lot of men have planted their flag there; this would give the appearance of a minefield. This term also implies there is a dangerous element; you never know when you might figuratively step on a mine and get an STD.

Don't sleep with Lisa bro, she's a minefield.

minefield by MichaelToTheJ June 5, 2013

Minefield 

Someone who kills people. One of the strongest swear words ever. NEVER use this word at school.

You minefield are gonig to prison for alltime!

Minefield by FlAnZuRu December 4, 2022

X-Cup Minefield 

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the X-Cup Minefield (where X is equal to the number of remaining cups) is a re-rack called at any number of cups in which all remaining cups are arranged randomly spaced throughout the side of the table. Considered the boldest call in all of Beer Pong

I'm feeling ballsy, guys. Let's get the X-Cup Minefield.

Dude, did you see the game when Eric called the 10-Cup Minefield? He didn't win, but it actually came pretty damn close. Zack had nothing to do with it.

X-Cup Minefield by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Dog Shit Minefield 

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.

I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.

Dog Shit Minefield by Not So Bright Spark January 17, 2015

miami minefield

After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.

-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.

miami minefield by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021