TheLoudestFan's definitions

Landing Strip

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Landing Strip is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which a vertical row of three is thickened by an adjacent row of two nestled in the gaps on one side of the center cup.

Known as the "3-2 Offset" in lamer circles

Alright, Zack, they're ahead, 5 cups to 2. It's time we called a Landing Strip.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Horse

A word originally used to enhance the names of sports, Horse can now fill in the place for any noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, conjunction, interjection, preposition or any part of speech, in any quantity and frequency.

My favorite sport is Horse NASCAR Racing.

My favorite Horse is Horse HORSECAR Horseing.

Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse HORSEHORSE Horse Horse.

by TheLoudestFan March 10, 2009

Tits

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Tits is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which two small triangles of 3 cups each are placed next to each other. Not typically called, given the availability of the classic Beeramid rack.

I haven't had Tits in a while, Kyle, so let's get that.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

nut gut

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of tummy cummy

I totally pulled a nut gut on Sharon from HR last night. High five!

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

morph

(v.) The process of sexual intercourse in which both partners remain stationary and are subject to back-and-forth physiological switchings in gender. Stimulation is achieved through the friction occurring between the two sets of genitalia constantly inverting into and out of each other.

Hey, baby, I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE. Wanna morph?

by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009

Breast Cancer

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Breast Cancer is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which the 6-cup rack of Tits is formed, but without one of the tips of one of the triangles. Terrible in name, given the implication of a mastectomy.

I'm feeling particularly depraved, Kyle... Let's get Breast Cancer

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Peppermint Patty

(n.) A shot of alcohol in which you get on your knees, have somebody else pour enough chocolate syrup into your mouth to cover your tongue, then take a 1 to 1.5 oz. shot of peppermint schnapps. Also known as a variation of the Dirty Girl Scout.

Get on your knees and take this Peppermint Patty!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009