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(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Tits is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which two small triangles of 3 cups each are placed next to each other. Not typically called, given the availability of the classic Beeramid rack.
I haven't had Tits in a while, Kyle, so let's get that.
by TheLoudestFan April 21, 2009
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(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general
I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible
by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009
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(n.) A name for a woman known for harboring many varieties of STDs, despite a potentially minimal sexual history.

Also, a term of endearment for the revered women of B.O.O.T.
B.O.O.T. slutes rock!

That one slute totally hit me in the face with a few of her STDs on the bus today.
by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009
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(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Stargate (a.k.a. Chevron 7) is a re-rack called at 7 cups in which a traditional Beeramid is formed with the 7th cup placed immediately above and touching the apex.
Zack, we need a re-rack against these B.O.O.T. fellows. Let's get the Stargate, please.
by TheLoudestFan April 21, 2009
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(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.
My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.

Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!
by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009
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(proper noun)- Est. 2003, this is an organization devoted to the propagation of pure awesome, in my face. The words of the acronym have long since been lost in the pages of history. B.O.O.T. members (BOOTies) can often be spotted at Roscoe's, asking for the "Number 3, mah prease?" whilst consuming syrup shots. BOOTies generally enjoy chain gangs, monkey noises, little boys, and horses. They are not impressed by needle-dicks.
I pledged B.O.O.T.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse boy pony B.O.O.T. prease.
by TheLoudestFan October 15, 2008
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(n.) Also known as a Mighty Brachi, this majestic animal has come to represent all things B.O.O.T. Like the fabled organization, this animal is both powerful and mysterious, and its name is quite fun to say. Channeling the spirit of this animal requires a hand motion resembling the its slender, flexible neck.

An example of this animal can be found in the terminal of the Chicago O'Hare International Airport.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBrachiosaurus! Mata-mata-mata-mata-mata!
by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009
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