TheLoudestFan's definitions

Tits

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Tits is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which two small triangles of 3 cups each are placed next to each other. Not typically called, given the availability of the classic Beeramid rack.

I haven't had Tits in a while, Kyle, so let's get that.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Breast Cancer

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Breast Cancer is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which the 6-cup rack of Tits is formed, but without one of the tips of one of the triangles. Terrible in name, given the implication of a mastectomy.

I'm feeling particularly depraved, Kyle... Let's get Breast Cancer

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

morph

(v.) The process of sexual intercourse in which both partners remain stationary and are subject to back-and-forth physiological switchings in gender. Stimulation is achieved through the friction occurring between the two sets of genitalia constantly inverting into and out of each other.

Hey, baby, I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE. Wanna morph?

by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009

nut gut

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of tummy cummy

I totally pulled a nut gut on Sharon from HR last night. High five!

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

Give swipe

(v.) The act of either giving to or receiving from somebody a meal swipe into a dining hall in such a way that one or both parties feels a wave of sexual pleasure.

Dude, this random girl totally gave me swipe last night!

That slute can give swipe good.

I haven't gotten swipe in months.

by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

brachiosaurus

(n.) Also known as a Mighty Brachi, this majestic animal has come to represent all things B.O.O.T. Like the fabled organization, this animal is both powerful and mysterious, and its name is quite fun to say. Channeling the spirit of this animal requires a hand motion resembling the its slender, flexible neck.

An example of this animal can be found in the terminal of the Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBrachiosaurus! Mata-mata-mata-mata-mata!

by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009