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Mine Sweeper 

A game that only 1337 cereal gamers can play. You, however, probably have no idea how to play and will click randomly until you hit mine. The game isn't actually hard, it's just you're a fucktard who can't figure it out.
n00b- 1 C4n7 p14y M1n3533p3RzZzZzZzZzZz h31pppp M3HhHHhHhhHhHhHHHhHhHzZzZzZzZzZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!1!!!1!1
intelligent person- When you're playing mine sweeper click on a gray tile and if that number is a 3 there are-
n00b- 7h4t M4k3ZZZZZZZZZZzz n0 53n53!!!!!!!!!1!1!One!!!
intelligent person- fuck you.
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Arabian Mine-Sweeper 

When one inserts fire crackers into a woman's vagina and inserts his flaming penis into her.
My cock was pretty banged up after Ashley and I tried the Arabian Mine-Sweeper
Arabian Mine-Sweeper by JC2323JC2323 November 18, 2024

mindsweeper 

Slang for a person highly adept at getting into the heads of those needing to be better understood.
Born and bred to be a natural mindsweeper, she found that working for the CIA was a perfect fit.
mindsweeper by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

minesweeper suicide 

When a person, especially a depressed person, purposefully clicks a "mine" in the computer game Minesweeper.
Chris was getting bored on his computer, so he committed minesweeper suicide and went to watch TV.

Instead of cutting her wrists, Marnie just committed minesweeper suicide over and over.

Minesweeper 

A game that comes in your computer that is easy to play. Most people don't know how to play minesweeper. There's beginner, intermediate, advanced, and custom. First, you click on a square. Then any square you point to will have 8 surrounding squares either with unclicked areas or numbers or spaces with no number which represents zero mines. Avoid clicking the mines. A mine will have 8 squares with the number 1 on it representing 1 mine. You can add a flag to squares you know are mines or a question mark to squares you think is a mine. A square with a number 2 means there are 2 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. A number 3 means there are 3 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. A number 4 means that there are 4 mines in the 8 surrounding squares. number 5 means that there are 5 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. You can find a square with a number 1 that has only 1 unclicked square. Flag that square because that's where a mine is. If you find a number 2 with 3 unclicked squares, you might add a question mark on all 3 squares. If there's another square with a number 2 with only 2 unclicked squares, flag both squares because that's where the mines are. Then if there's a square with a number 1 and there's a few unclicked squares but one of the squares has a flag in it, click the unclicked square. Focus. Good luck on your minesweeping! You also are being timed, so be kind of quick, but focused. Custom is fun. You can add extra mines and extra space.
I finished advanced minesweeper in 149 seconds. Yes!
Minesweeper by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021

Bosnian Minesweeper

A custom challenge on the infamous game "Minesweeper" but with a 99x99 map and with 1470.The goal of this

challenge is to reach the highest amount of defused mines without detonating any of them. Due to the fact that there are 1470 mines to defuse, the objective to defuse them all is a secondary achievement.
?Person 1: Hey, did you try that Bosnian Minesweeper
Person 2: yea, but I never made it past 200 defused mines.

Minesweeper Sudoku 

Solving a Sudoku puzzle in pen, rather with a pencil.

The puzzle is solved the same as normal Sudoku, however mistakes in pen become permanent, just like mistakes when playing windows minesweeper.

In the event of an error, the entire puzzle becomes void.
Bill: Are you doing a Sudoku?

Ted: Nah, I'm doing MINESWEEPER Sudoku. It's way tougher.