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mind trick

When you are in an argument and you accidentally support your opponent, then your opponent has done a mind trick on you.
How a mind trick works:
Jack: Let's go outdoors!
Me: No.
Jack: Yes.
Me: No way.
Jack: Yes!
Me: No!
Jack: Yes!
Me: Yes... I mean no!
Jack: Alright then let's go!
mind trick by Urbanned May 4, 2015
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Jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.

True Story:

Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:

Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
Jedi mind trick by S. W. F. June 9, 2005

Komori Mind Trick 

A crazy ass mind fuck that makes people go from one place to another really really really fast. It involves a rope, string, and other untold items. There are very few people how know of it and have mastered it.
Toby: Where did they go?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: We went right by you!
Toby: How?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: The power of the Komori Mind Trick!

Vagina Mind Trick 

The amazing ability of some women to turn men into pussy-whipped bitches.
Ever since Bob fell victem to Amy's Vagina Mind Trick, he don't wanna hang-out no more.
Vagina Mind Trick by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003

jedi mind trick

A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.
Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."

Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."
jedi mind trick by skyblack June 9, 2004

jedi mind trick

The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.

This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.
Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.
jedi mind trick by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

Hentai Mind Trick 

When a fan of hentai anime manages to talk a non-fan into taking their first steps along the slippery slope of animated Japanese porn. Derived from the Star Wars technique known as the Jedi Mind Trick.
"We hung out at Bob's last night, and ended up watching Cool Devices and Overfiend! He must have pulled the Hentai Mind Trick on us!"
Hentai Mind Trick by BrotherJohn35 December 15, 2008
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