Definitions by Urbanned

Appled 

Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!

Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol

Appled by Urbanned December 29, 2015

Sh计 

1) A stylish way to write shit. 计 is a Chinese character but looks like it. Can be used when chat has a swear filter.

1) In WoW
Dabest_Pwner: Hahahaahah! Attack me and you get pwned! Haha run away Orc cowards!
JustaWoWplayer: This game is hard! I keep getting pwned by them Orcs! This game is sh计.
Dabest_Pwner: You must be Asian?
JustaWoWplayer: No I'm just trying to write s***.

2) IRL (in real life)
Gangsta: Man this is hard. The police are everywhere and we ain't gonna escape them popos. What loads of shit. Can't they stop sticking their noses in our business?
Crime Boss: Well well well. If they gonna catch us we gonna pop their ass! We'll show em who's boss!

Sh计 by Urbanned December 14, 2015

Techno logic 

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has

Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!

Techno logic by Urbanned December 6, 2015

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Can you define it?

If you see this then you're trolled. Sorry about that. ‾\_(ツ)_/‾

‾\_(ツ)_/‾ by Urbanned November 27, 2015

cup of joe 

A cup of coffee. It originated from the time when cappuccino was popular. Then they had trouble pronouncing cappuccino so they named it cuppa joe. Then afterwards coffee became known as cup of joe.

Pour me a cup of joe will you?

cup of joe by Urbanned October 27, 2015

Premature shooting 

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

Premature shooting by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Dushbags 

How douchebags spell douchebags.

Dbag: How many dushbags do I see here.
Guy: Ur the douchebag you don't know how to spell douchebag.

Dushbags by Urbanned September 8, 2015