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Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!
Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol
by Urbanned December 29, 2015
Get the Appled mug.1) A stylish way to write shit. 计 is a Chinese character but looks like it. Can be used when chat has a swear filter.
1) In WoW
Dabest_Pwner: Hahahaahah! Attack me and you get pwned! Haha run away Orc cowards!
JustaWoWplayer: This game is hard! I keep getting pwned by them Orcs! This game is sh计.
Dabest_Pwner: You must be Asian?
JustaWoWplayer: No I'm just trying to write s***.
2) IRL (in real life)
Gangsta: Man this is hard. The police are everywhere and we ain't gonna escape them popos. What loads of shit. Can't they stop sticking their noses in our business?
Crime Boss: Well well well. If they gonna catch us we gonna pop their ass! We'll show em who's boss!
Dabest_Pwner: Hahahaahah! Attack me and you get pwned! Haha run away Orc cowards!
JustaWoWplayer: This game is hard! I keep getting pwned by them Orcs! This game is sh计.
Dabest_Pwner: You must be Asian?
JustaWoWplayer: No I'm just trying to write s***.
2) IRL (in real life)
Gangsta: Man this is hard. The police are everywhere and we ain't gonna escape them popos. What loads of shit. Can't they stop sticking their noses in our business?
Crime Boss: Well well well. If they gonna catch us we gonna pop their ass! We'll show em who's boss!
by Urbanned December 14, 2015
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2) What every programmer has
2) What every programmer has
Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
by Urbanned December 6, 2015
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Get the ‾\_(ツ)_/‾ mug.A cup of coffee. It originated from the time when cappuccino was popular. Then they had trouble pronouncing cappuccino so they named it cuppa joe. Then afterwards coffee became known as cup of joe.
by Urbanned October 27, 2015
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Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
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Then etc.
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