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Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.

Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

cup of joe

A cup of coffee. It originated from the time when cappuccino was popular. Then they had trouble pronouncing cappuccino so they named it cuppa joe. Then afterwards coffee became known as cup of joe.

Pour me a cup of joe will you?

by Urbanned October 27, 2015

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Can you define it?

If you see this then you're trolled. Sorry about that. ‾\_(ツ)_/‾

by Urbanned November 27, 2015

Appled

Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!

Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol

by Urbanned December 29, 2015

Dushbags

How douchebags spell douchebags.

Dbag: How many dushbags do I see here.
Guy: Ur the douchebag you don't know how to spell douchebag.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

mind trick

When you are in an argument and you accidentally support your opponent, then your opponent has done a mind trick on you.

How a mind trick works:
Jack: Let's go outdoors!
Me: No.
Jack: Yes.
Me: No way.
Jack: Yes!
Me: No!
Jack: Yes!
Me: Yes... I mean no!
Jack: Alright then let's go!

by Urbanned May 4, 2015