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This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!
by The Spooky Twigg December 03, 2004

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a) Used when someone does something of skill and makes it look easy.

b) Used in a sarcastic form for when someone has messed something up.
a) Man, that was smooth!

b) Oh yeah, Smooth move man!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

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The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.

This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.
Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

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A Suffix that can be attached to a genera or word for one of two reasons

A) To make a new “sub-genera”

B) As a statement that you are of a certain group.
A) Emocore, Speedcore, Doomcore.

B) We are Coolcore/Cutecore/Smoothcore/Stupidcore
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

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Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)
"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)
by The Spooky Twigg November 04, 2004

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A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.
"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"
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This is the name for something that is putting alot of stress on your mind and causing you annoyance.
This job is giving me irritable brain syndrome!

She/He makes me feel like I have irritable brain syndrome!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

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