The most perfect waifu in the world. Mipha is a zora and one of the five champions from the Nintendo game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

She is the best girl and is very thicc.

Person 1: Who do you think is the best waifu?
Person 2: Mipha, of course!
Person 1: Well I can't disagree with objective facts. I mean, anyone who thinks otherwise is completely out of line and will be destroyed.

Mipha by MiphaIsBestGirl December 17, 2019

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Memphis Style

When one masturbates with no lubrication, a dry rub. Similar to the Memphis style of cooking which involves no BBQ sauce.

Nick: Hey Jake, I'm all out of KY Jelly and all my lotion just ran out!

Jake: You can use the smuckers in the refrigerator if you go to the store and buy more.

Nick: That's alright, I have to go to school in ten minutes, I'll just go Memphis Style.

Jake: Be careful big guy, don't be too rough or you'll have a bloody mess, trust me.

Memphis Style by -Francis August 25, 2013

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Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

Memphis Barbeque by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

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Mipha

An incredible character from Breath of the wild the displays lots of skills such as water bending and healing powers. She is part of the fish people AKA Zora folk. Her personality is sweet, touching, somewhat melancholic, she generally shows herself shy because that she has a huge crush by the protagonist Link. She is a very close friend to Link and possibly they were bf and gf before, she even wanted to propose to him, but unfortunately she died fighting water blight Ganon just like the other champions...

Person1: I wish Mipha was alive...

person2: Go play Age of Calamity, everyone lives on that game.

person1: IT'S NOT CANON DAMMIT!

Mipha by anonymous Zelda fan. June 24, 2021

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mipha

A zora princess who is a character in Zelda Breath of the Wild and Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity. She has healing powers and stuff. Link's GF.

"Mipha is best girl"

mipha by KrimsonKatt December 19, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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