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When one masturbates with no lubrication, a dry rub. Similar to the Memphis style of cooking which involves no BBQ sauce.
Nick: Hey Jake, I'm all out of KY Jelly and all my lotion just ran out!

Jake: You can use the smuckers in the refrigerator if you go to the store and buy more.

Nick: That's alright, I have to go to school in ten minutes, I'll just go Memphis Style.

Jake: Be careful big guy, don't be too rough or you'll have a bloody mess, trust me.
by -Francis August 21, 2013
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When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.
Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.
by -Francis March 18, 2016
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