miltonius 

pog guy that is l4d2 speedrunner

yo dude did u watch Miltonius 's stream yesterday?

miltonius by not ginja October 9, 2021

Miltonic 

A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.

Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".

Miltonic by A cambridge Spyo March 29, 2010

Miltonite 

a miltonite is a creature who lurks around milton skatepark smoking " weed " and generally just waisting its life

dude look at them there well miltonites all they do is get stoned

Miltonite by joe arnfeld May 6, 2010

milktonium 

fancy word for crack

I hope I don't over-dose on milktonium at this party tonight.

milktonium by that_be_hcook November 19, 2009

miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.

Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.

miltonification by Eageralto October 7, 2013

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

melonius assault by roller June 10, 2005

Miltonia 

A term to describe someone being a dork or a dipstick. Or can be used to tell someone they are being a dork or dipstick.

Your being Miltonia. or: They are such a Miltonia

Miltonia by Narnagaesia August 24, 2017