Miltonia 

A term to describe someone being a dork or a dipstick. Or can be used to tell someone they are being a dork or dipstick.

Your being Miltonia. or: They are such a Miltonia

Miltonia by Narnagaesia August 24, 2017

Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013

Miltonic 

A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.

Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".

Miltonic by A cambridge Spyo March 29, 2010

Miltonite 

a miltonite is a creature who lurks around milton skatepark smoking " weed " and generally just waisting its life

dude look at them there well miltonites all they do is get stoned

Miltonite by joe arnfeld May 6, 2010

milfonian 

The Smithsonian Institution was founded for the "increase and diffusion of knowledge" from a bequest to the United States by the British scientist James Smithson (1764–1829).
Milfonian comes paraphrasing the name of this noble institution. However, the Milfonian’s are not a beacon of knowledge among men, rather than a bunch of guys that worship MILF’s and are delighted having intercourses with them.

Bob: “I cannot get Bruce’s mom out of my head”
Joe: “Bob, you are such a Milfonian”

milfonian by themilfonian November 1, 2011

miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.

Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.

miltonification by Eageralto October 7, 2013

miltonius 

pog guy that is l4d2 speedrunner

yo dude did u watch Miltonius 's stream yesterday?

miltonius by not ginja October 9, 2021