Definitions by Eageralto

Waftslerp 

Noun. Orphaned soda trapped in the groove that rings the top of a can.

Whenever Jane drank her Coke, a small amount of waftslerp was left on the rim of the can.

Waftslerp by Eageralto January 28, 2022

miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.

Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.

miltonification by Eageralto October 7, 2013