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Millibitch
The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.
There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.
Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
Millibitch by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011
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milliwidget
A length or distance not scientifically accurate but close enough to understand and used when close tolerance adjustments are needed in mechanical or other similar adjustable devices.
milliwidget by JMG-CH-47F-TestPilot May 14, 2017
Milliwicky
The milliwicky is a unit of length in the wicky system, equal to one thousandth of a witwicky. Therefore, there are ten milliwickies in a centiwicky.
“Give us the measure on that there timber mate?”
“Ahh...six...and half witwickies”
“Maaate, give it to me in milliwicky ya ass-hat”
“Oh, six thousand five hundred milliwickies. Sorry bud!”
“Ahh...six...and half witwickies”
“Maaate, give it to me in milliwicky ya ass-hat”
“Oh, six thousand five hundred milliwickies. Sorry bud!”
Milliwicky by Archiex3 August 13, 2020
Milliliters
A Milliliter (ML) is among the smallest metric volume measurements. It's equal to 0.033814 fluid ounces in the imperial system (US Customary). The main use is for experiments, at least in the United States, Myanmar and Liberia.
Milliliters by R from Alphabet Lore November 30, 2022
milliwater
Unit of measurement referring to the strength of the current in a river.
Mainly used to calculate the amount of power to be generated from building a dam.
Mainly used to calculate the amount of power to be generated from building a dam.
milliwater by tentimesfriday May 26, 2025
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