milkvan 

what mileven antis call mileven

"omg milkvan is so stupid" "milkvan anti!"

milkvan by themysteriousmad June 19, 2023

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

Mankato Milkman by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

Milivanillisecond 

The amount of time that Milli Vanilli was popular. Taken from Important Things with Demetri Martin: Timing

Damn that was quick! That movie was over in a Milivanillisecond!

Milivanillisecond by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

The Milkman 

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

The Milkman by Genevis September 23, 2021

milovan 

Milovan is a badass guy's name
Defines strength and stupidity but also calmness and humor
Damn that guy is funny he must be Milovan

Damn that guy is funny he must be milovan

milovan by Sizzy69 December 22, 2016

milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

milkman by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008