Milkano 

A moderate to large sized milk volcano that has layed dormant for a number of years, it will not pose a serious threat unless situated on top of a microwave, where it will then be triggered by a lizard wizard. an interesting fact about the milkano is that the catalyst for this silent killer is actually the placement of the milk versus the presence of the milk itself

woah look at that milkano, i bet they never wished they made microwave kraft dinner

Milkano by lizard wizard November 2, 2010

milkaholic 

addicted to milk

im such a 1% milkaholic

milkaholic by sammyboarder23 July 11, 2010

Miliano

Miliano is a guy of strength, mentally and physically. Everyone loves Miliano and can't help but treat him with the respect that he deserves. He has great leadership and has great communication skills making him very good with his words and a pleasure to talk to. He appreciates all aspects of life and lives like every day is his last. People love being around his happy, feel-good vibes. Family is priority to him and drama doesn't stand a chance. Life is considered very precious to Miliano and should be appreciated and lived to the fullest. Miliano enjoys and excels at many hobbies that include the outdoors as well as various sports. His love for music is strong and is considered to be one of his passions along with his fascination to travel and see the world. His physical features are god-like and his hair is thick and as mesmerizing as his big beautiful eyes. Miliano is the boy all girls drool about with his dreamy looks and charming personality. His build is great and turns heads as a result from working out. Miliano has handsomely exotic southern European features that mesmerize. He is sweet, caring, funny and intelligent with great common sense and problem solving skills. He has great intentions and good morals, knowing right from wrong which shows in his actions. Miliano is a very easy-going, understanding and friendly person who always has positive views on life, no matter what.

Miliano is such an amazing person, I want to be his friend!

Miliano is so handsome!

Miliano by MECPM November 19, 2016

Milkaholic 

A chump that only drinks milk, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry...breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?

Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!

Milkaholic by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Mariah Milano 

Mariah Milano: a sex symbol, and adorable woman, and a porn star. mostly known for her roles in both Milf, and Latina catorgories, this girl is very adventurous, and always does something different. She has a beautifully shaped body, and is deffinantly one i would put in my top 5, I would define her as perfect. check her out next time your watching some porn. you will not be dissapointed.

A: Look at that beautifully shaped body, she is just amazing

B: Yes, her name is Mariah Milano

A: I think she's perfect.

Mariah Milano by onefiftha October 18, 2011

Milkaholic 

When you're so addicted to milk that your mom has to buy a new gallon 3 times a week.

Person 1: *Pours a glass of milk* "This is my 5th cup of milk today"!
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic

Milkaholic by I didn't use my real name! March 15, 2022

Milkahol 

Chasing shots with muscle milk

"Bro, I'm drink some milkahol tonight so I can get yoked

Milkahol by fratbro1 October 5, 2011