Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 03, 2009

Enterdrainment

1. Something that is meant to entertain, but actually sucks.
2. Foreplay that doesn't turn you on.

1. Man, I thought that open mic night was some real enterdrainment.
2. Whenever my wife tries to "spice up" our sex life, all she can come up with is enterdrainment.

by AntimatterKING July 22, 2009

Gangster

The white-person term for gangstas.

Whitey: Ha. There goes a gangster. Look at him in his low-hanging trousers and loose belt. Let's go divide improper fractions.

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

Flame Whore

A troll for hire. One of the higher-up troll's butt boys. Services also include hand, foot, and blowjobs, as well as lap rides. Finishing inside is $10 extra
XP

A: Do you really think John means that?
B: Nahh, he's gettin' 10 bucks a comment. He's just being a flame whore

by AntimatterKING August 16, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Milivanillisecond

The amount of time that Milli Vanilli was popular. Taken from Important Things with Demetri Martin: Timing

Damn that was quick! That movie was over in a Milivanillisecond!

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009