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I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk 

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😀
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
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Watermelon Milk

Oh man sharkeesha just blasted me with her watermelon milk
Watermelon Milk by anonymous July 10, 2025

milkwafter 

when you milk a woman for her breast milk
normal the person receiving the milk begins to pleasure themselves with the milk or often uses it as a lube to stick hot metal dildos up their ass
so jeff i heard your a milkwafter
i cant say me and my wife haven't gotten a little milkwaften done but i have to say don't let this effect your work
milkwafter by g3zu5 November 3, 2008

milkhater05 

a black girl with big bazoongas, mainly does cosplays
have you seen the milkhater05 leaks recently? i feel bad for her
milkhater05 by tilim July 2, 2023

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026