milfuta

Mom I'd like to fuck up the ass

What's a milfuta honey? uhhhhhhh...........Why do you ask dear? Some kid called me that...... Well he was wrong dear, trust me.

by ass-slayer August 10, 2006

milfuta

Mother I'd Like to Fuck Up The Ass - A standard milf with an exceptional posterior begging to be fucked.

That milfuta's ass is as hot as her daughter's!

by GR & JK June 11, 2008

MILFUTA

Mom I"d like to fuck up the ass
Commonly used by bored cutlery salesmen in Santa Rosa, California

That hor ass mom is no milf, she's a milfuta....baby's got back............

by ass-slayer August 9, 2006

MILFITAAFIHM

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

by Frabianc May 15, 2011

milftastic

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.

Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!

by saskotis March 14, 2006

milftard

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Milftary

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.

Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.

by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010