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Mother I'd Like to Fuck Up The Ass - A standard milf with an exceptional posterior begging to be fucked.
That milfuta's ass is as hot as her daughter's!
milfuta by GR & JK June 11, 2008
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Mom I"d like to fuck up the ass
Commonly used by bored cutlery salesmen in Santa Rosa, California
That hor ass mom is no milf, she's a milfuta....baby's got back............
MILFUTA by ass-slayer August 9, 2006

MILFITAAFIHM 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth
Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!
MILFITAAFIHM by Frabianc May 15, 2011

milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006

milftard 

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.
"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"
milftard by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Milftary 

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.
Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.
Milftary by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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