milfotaur 

A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.

A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.

milfotaur by danotaur June 17, 2010

milftard 

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

milftard by ArKiver July 27, 2007

minotaurus 

A vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece's soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.

Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.

Every goddamn time we play minotaurus, i get corner fucked by the minotaur.

minotaurus by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010

Minotauro 

Antônio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira, a Brazilian heavyweight mixed martial artist who currently fights in the UFC where he is the interim heavyweight champion. He is famous for his stamina, heart, and ability to withstand punishment. He has amazing submission skills and is without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight fighters of all time.

Minotauro is the first fighter to ever hold both the UFC and Pride heavyweight titles.

Minotauro by JLB237 March 17, 2008

Milftary 

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.

Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.

Milftary by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010

milfturbate

Verb. To stimulate the genitals whilst thinking of imagery of mature women. Strictly forbidden under Catholic doctrine.

Sinner: "Bless me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"

milfturbate by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2005

minotaur 

An ancient greek half-man half-bull beast.

The Minotaur with the axe killed him.

minotaur by Aaron Meyer January 25, 2006