armed 

"I got armed" | "Don't arm me" | "Doh! I got armed"
To be left hanging in the middle of a conversation on IRC

Armegeden, one of our clan members will pm you in irc and then never asnwer back and you ask him whats up. Or, he''ll just disappear in the middle of a conversation.

armed by vortex May 29, 2003

armed 

having a gun or a type of weapon

The man was armed in case someone attempted to rob him

armed by nlolhere June 25, 2020

armed 

the act of getting fisted but instead with your whole arm

“yo i armed that dude in bed yesterday”

armed by apple eater 69 August 2, 2019

Armed 

A descriptive term typically used in the context of describing one's environment and conjunctive to the presence of 'weapons' aka (lads that have mod haircuts, are decked out in pretty green clothing and walking around like the 'big'un'). It is the state of a location, often a pub, club or possibly shopping centre, in which said location is recognised to be unduly abound with lads of weapon-esque demeanour.

*ring ring* > Dan: Hello??
Nick: Hey mate thinking on coming down, what's varsity like?
Dan: Man City match mate, don't bother. This place is armed!

Armed by NickyD86 November 27, 2010

armed 

Having arms

I am armed. Painting this house will be much easier.

armed by Bill Frasier November 2, 2008

armed 

what are you doing getting the "armed mug" you bastard

person 1: *goes to the Urban Dictionary and searches up armed just to see "Buy the armed mug"

armed by adjfhjJKDFSJDHFJKHSDKFKDSFHJKS March 1, 2022

armed and dangerous 

(1. A way of saying you can and will shoot someone in the hood
(2. One of the best songs of 2018 by Juice WRLD

(1. nigga pull the fuck up I'm armed and dangerous bitch
(2. I love that song armed and dangerous

armed and dangerous by VIRGINITY ROCCS October 14, 2019