milfri 

M.I.L.F.R.I.

Motherboard I'd like to fit ram in.

Wow, that awesome gaming rig has a milfri! or
I can't wait to buy this milfri I saw online.

milfri by Thomas Shields January 10, 2008

MILFITAAFIHM 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

MILFITAAFIHM by Frabianc May 15, 2011

Milfism 

The religion of worshiping milfs as your god

I have converted to milfism

Milfism by Milfism January 28, 2021

mildrid the middler 

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business

mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head

mildrid the middler by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

milfriend 

A single mother with whom you have an intimate relationship.

My milfriend and I rocked the sheets last night.

milfriend by KidDanger May 5, 2009

MILFISY 

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck If She (was) Younger.

Sam: Hey, check out my bio prof.
Johnny: Would you hit that?
Sam: Meh. She's a MILFISY.

MILFISY by Sewer Rats September 17, 2012

motor mouth mildrid 

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.

Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::

motor mouth mildrid by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023