malfoysexual

When your sexually attracted to a malfoy. E.g Lucius, Narcissa and Draco.

Pansey:ooooohh Draco looks hot today!

Blaise:uhhh are you malfoysexual

Pansey:I think so 😻

by IzzyMalfoy December 29, 2020

mallowsexual

Someone or something that is sexually attracted to marshmallows

"hey that guy's sexxing a marshmallow, he must be mallowsexual"

by yourmotherfromwigan June 2, 2008

milfosexual

1. one who is only attracted to their friends' hot moms. Inspired most notably by the Sean Connery character in SNL celebrity jeopardy, where Connery repeatedly implies he is having sex with Trebek's apparently whorish mother. Coined by Posterson.
2. a term used to describe people obsessed with making jokes about one's mother

Alex: "Man, I had such a rough time today..." (interrupted)

Chris: "Your mom took it rough with me last night!"

Alex: "Man you're so full of it..."

Chris: "Just like your mom was full of my cock!"

Alex: "Wow, what a douche, why don't you go fuck yourself bitch."

Chris: "Well she was going to until I showed up and told that skank to take it."

Alex: "You're such a milfosexual, fuck off."

by Scotty Con Queso December 21, 2007

Mallorysexual

The sexual attraction to girls named Mallory

That guys got with two mallorys. He's such a mallorysexual.

by Ualzak June 17, 2018

draco malfoy sexual

A person who is only and will only be attracted to Draco malfoy

Hey are u gay? “No!” Are u straight? “NO!” Your bi? “NO IM DRACO MALFOY SEXUAL!”

by Draco malfoy lover February 11, 2021