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the verb version of a milf (mom i'd like to fuck)
dude, sam's mom is milfin
milfin by nigguh2233 April 26, 2011
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The most badass person you'll ever meet;
Michelle Zajac!

or it can be used to describe anything that is outrageously amazing.
Damn, that's fucking milfin!
milfin by jenna toles March 19, 2009
Pimpin just for hot moms people would like to fuck
That mom was milfin to get her bills paid.
Milfin by Chang_elina August 6, 2018
Mother I'd Like to Fuck, NOT!

In the spirit of the "Not" jokes that have recently resurfaced in "Borat", a MILFN is a less than hot ass mom of a friend's that you really don't want to do.
Did you see Peter's mom?

You mean the one over there?

Yeah, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She's a total MILFN!
milfn by Peter Peter January 17, 2008
An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.
I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.
Milfia by Lady Roses June 3, 2009
Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.
Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.
MILFIA by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011