Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.

I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.

by Lady Roses June 3, 2009

MILFIA

Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.

Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.

by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

Milfia

Milf Mafia

Guys Look!!!! It's the Milfia!!!

by bananafosh August 31, 2021

Milfia

Milfia basically means a group of good looking boys/men

Oh, there milfia

by Urban Lover 12 May 31, 2022

Milfaholic

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

by Tatunka December 9, 2018

MILFLAC

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Like A Caveman.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.

Tony: "OMG, I can't wait until school starts! I'm in Ms Moore's class!"
Paul: "MILFLAC!"

by Hairy_Twatter July 19, 2011