miffin

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

by David P January 28, 2005

Miffin

A Miffin is what you call a very short but cool person

Your so short, you're a Miffin

by A_childish_teennn November 21, 2021

Miffin

A Miffin is a very short but cool person

You are so short, you're a Miffin!

by A_childish_teennn November 21, 2021

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.

It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.

by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010

Bad Miffin

When bae is being a bad lil bitch, but you can't necessarily call her a bitch.

Hey Leah, can you not be so rude?
I'm not listening to you.
Don't be such a bad Miffin.

by yee1994 January 3, 2017

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020