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Mother I'd Like to Fuck, NOT!

In the spirit of the "Not" jokes that have recently resurfaced in "Borat", a MILFN is a less than hot ass mom of a friend's that you really don't want to do.
Did you see Peter's mom?

You mean the one over there?

Yeah, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She's a total MILFN!
milfn by Peter Peter January 17, 2008
Words you can keep

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018
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Milena is a person who is the best, she is perfect in every way possible. Her eyes are amazing and her personalitx is perfect. She is goofy and can sometimes be shy around people but when you get to know her you will love her no matter what.
Have you seen Milena today?
Yeah, she is really perfect isn't she?
Milena by Toni_HP July 22, 2019

Super MILF 

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
Super MILF by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011
This name is commonly used for pretty and strange girls. Milena's swore a lot and are really talented, athletic and are hard to get. She's usually shy around people but once you get to know her, you'll likely find her to be really funny and smart. Many guys are dying to be with her and wouldnt want to loose her so they better be loyal. Thats right Milena
"Hey dude you know that new girl Milena ? I wanna hook up with her so bad"
"She's really weird but pretty"
Milena by HandleMe January 7, 2015
Milania is a beautiful and outgoing girl, she always speaks her mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. She is a daredevil and takes many risks. She’s often a girl with brown or black hair and hazel eyes. She’s boy crazy and falls for all guys regardless of their age, however she is gorgeous so guys often fall for her too. She loves electronics and will rarely ever be caught doing something outside without her phone.
Guy 1: “Hey I know that girl, her names milania she has a huge crush on me even though I’m 10 years older than her.”
Guy 2: “ I don’t know, I think she’s hot.”
Milania by Hhhgggtttyyyyp April 7, 2019

Cruz milan 

Small time artist from miami with damn fine music that deserves more recognition, “universe”, “it’s not your fault”, “future wife”

Definitely worth a listen and follow,

Cruz milan is likely to get famous pretty soon
Cruz Milan is dope

Any music by cruz milan automatically qualifies as 🔥
Cruz milan by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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