Mildge

A Mildge is a genital wart, although the word can be used to describe someone ugly, for example; 'You're a Mildge' also someone can be 'Mildgey' or 'Mildgeing' someone, this is where a person is clingy and annoying, and when you've got rid of them they come back shortly after, like a Genital wart

Lukes Mildgeing Richard as usual,Emilys a Mildge,Sarahs got so many Mildges

by Dan boosh March 7, 2011

mildge

Aussie slang term for marijuana

Chop: How much midlge we got left?
Cass: Enough for a few cones
Chop: Sweet, p the b for me then!!

by Chiggy January 12, 2005

mildge

Pronounced "Mildge" but stands for MLG (mini love gesture). A cute, sometimes quite small, usually unnoticed gesture to show your love for someone.

Chuck pretended not to have a headache so Blair could enjoy prom, because if she had known he had a headache she would have insisted they not go to her senior prom. What a mildge!

by L.B.Guessed May 30, 2009

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

nuke the midget

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.

Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.

by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014